the one where i have sex with owen wilson

ok yall, i know my blog of late has been filled with boring, boring, boring posts about things you don't give a shit about like vouchers and class warfare. but friends, something very exciting has happened to me recently. yes, it's true, JULIE (almost) GOT TO HAVE SEX WITH OWEN WILSON.

how did this happen? well, owen's in d.c. at the moment shooting the forthcoming film classic "The Wedding Crashers," and found himself in a little bar called madam's organ, on a wednesday night, when the big hillbilly bluegrass band plays. now, stay with me here:

1. i go hear big hillbilly at madam's organ all the time.
2. i almost went there that night, but ended up not going.
3. every time i go i get hit on by every creepy old man in the place.
4. it's safe to say that i could have sex with any man in that bar on any given wednesday night.
5. owen wilson was in that bar on a wednesday night.
6. it is safe to say that, had i been there, i could have had sex with owen.
7. QED.

owen happens to be the one man for whom my boyfriend would give his blessing if i had sex with him. i would even venture to say that my boyfriend would have sex with him (though he denies it).



me and owen (right before we go off and have sex)