another thing about these people i dogsat for - the most wholesome family whose intimate lives i've ever rifled through. the son is on the crew team, the daughter is on the lacrosse team. not a sugary cereal in the place. ben went into the "history" on their web browser - no porn. imagine my surprise, then, when i found a video tape on their shelf called "teen watersports." this is not a lie. i didn't pop it into the vcr but i did jot down the website - normande-watersports.com.

ok, so it's not what my dirty mind thought. turns out "teen watersports" is just a camp "where good, solid, traditional values still exist." but just to test my dirty mind, i did a google search.

am i sick? see for yourself.