top 10 signs you may have just inadvertently moved into a frat house

10. 95 percent of all surfaces covered in beer cans
9. empty beer cans in the bathroom trash can
8. beer bong in the dining room
7. at least 3 open bottles of ketchup in strategic places throughout the living room
6. what passes for decor are photos of marilyn monroe lifting weights
5. you feel safer wearing flip flops in the shower
4. each day you discover a new odor
3. each night you discover a new person sleeping on the couch
2. so much beer in the fridge that a quart of milk will not fit in
1. someone's parents' old nasty couch sitting out on the front porch

it's funny because it's true.