i was discussing dreams with molly today and i'm actually kind of jealous of hers. she dreams about things she wishes would happen to her, like opening up a restaurant in this perfect location that actually exists in real life, or moving into a house, or confronting people she has problems with. she's daydreaming at night.

meanwhile, the other night i dreamt that i discovered a huge, knobby boil on my left boob next to the nipple. in fact, it looked like another nipple. so i squeezed it, to see if any pus would come out. instead, a white wormlike string started coming out. i pulled at it, and kept pulling at it, and whatever it was kept coming out, kind of like sydney pulling the tube out of her wound in the last alias. at first i thought it was a worm, but then i realized it was like a really thin roll of film, and on even closer inspection i realized it was coupons.

so then i got really excited (in real life i really do love coupons), and then i noticed that everyone around me was pulling coupons out of pustules too. everyone was just as excited as i was. then we learned that someone had put a curse on us, giving us all these coupon pustules, but then all of a sudden the coupons stopped coming. once the cursor realized how happy we were, it turned out, they removed the curse.

this is what i dream of at night.

of course i spent the entire day daydreaming about the urban institute guy taking my resume home and framing it and putting it on his wall. i don't know what i was worried about yesterday. i'm so employable. my resume looks hot. the UI guy (whose name, the guy behind me chortled, was "clay johnson") looked at my resume and said "wow." yeah.